Dark lightning, no Still:
Soak two pounds dark Seaport coffee in ten cups of water 48 hours, stirring every twelve.
Find five clean wine bottles and corks, funnels, and coffee filters. Buy a quart of grain alcohol and a two-ounce bottle of real vanilla.
Boil two cups of sugar in ten cups of water until the water is pale yellow and a ‘feather’ of sugar floats on the boiling surface. Let cool while you strain coffee.
Mix the syrup, the coffee, the vanilla and the alcohol. Funnel into clean bottles. Drink it that weekend with friends. They will party all night.