Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Zombie Meeting Prep

Okay, I am not ready. But are they ready?
They need to talk to me about something but they don't want to tell me what. In the meantime . . . our Board meeting packets have nothing of substance . . .

I set it in a bedroom because I swear they are sleeping all day, or screwing around, although, not quite R or X rated screwing around.


Raindog said...

Freeze rays and Zombies don't mix.

Momma Fargo said...

OMG! I love it! You are brilliant!

Linnnn said...

This thing is wildfire! I did one too! Dog Park Divas: Shaved Pomeranian. Starring my BFF Bella.

Zombie boss is a real stiff, eh?

Unknown said...

OMG. I love it!!! I gotta try this!

The Observer said...

Ann T:
Praying that it has gone/is going/will go well!
The Observer

Bob G. said...


If they DO "screw around" in bed all day, it's probably lying next to one another as they DESCRIBE what they would do TO one another...
Sound about right?
Zombies...they're everywhere, everywhere!
(and that's why GOD invented shotguns...and "00" buck...and bicycles like Miss Ellen, to get away from them)


Ann T. said...

Dear Bob,
I have to answer you First, out of the order of comments, because I am struck!

It would be SUCH a bad bedroom scene.

Zombie Assistant would talk about her bad back, what she can or can't eat, and the lifelong consequences of getting lap-band surgery.

Then she would give a lot of bad advice and say what her rights are, how tired she is, and how everybody screws her over.

Zombie Boss would be gently correcting her attitude with whispered comments and looking around uselessly for his box of condoms . . . he would be pretty sure they were in the bedstand . . . somehow they would not be there.

ROFLMAO for sure! But I am not going to make a video of it!

Ann T.

Ann T. said...

Dear Raindog,
It's a good thing that Freeze Rays work on Zombies. I am pretty sure I will be getting Heat Rays today after the meeting!

I think I will invest in a Heat Shield and Steel-Toed Thumpers today!

Thanks for stopping in!
Ann T.

Ann T. said...

Dear Momma Fargo,
I'm glad you enjoyed! Thanks for everything.
Ann T.

Dear peedee,
Umm, that program does have dweebs in swimsuits and bikini women, I say try it out! There's also robots and all kinds of stuff.

Can't wait to see it,

Dear Linnnn,
This stuff rocks. I'm going to do it again, For Sure. You should too, it's a whole new voice for us to explore.

Ann T.

Ann T. said...

Dear The Observer,
Thank you! I needed those extra energies last night. The darned meeting went on until eleven.

The crowning touch was my revealing the waste of $1100.00 on the part of Zombie Boss in one fell swoop of the pen, which I did not want to do,

and then excusing/explaining it, which I also did not want to do. Talk about a double wham.

So Miss Ellen says, run away with me! and that is planned! I expect to be propelled via her two wheels to new and unforeseen parts of HotWinds this afternoon!

Ann T.